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Literally the best post I’ve ever seen
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waitress assigned kin
As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.
I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”
abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)
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These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles which is called pearling. (Source)
WOAH WTF THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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Nobody Kyoto
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Share is you’re ready to receive abundance 💰
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you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
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me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower
self esteem:
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This is what you crackheads sound like talking to each other on this site
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is matt mercer fucking ok
Wait they have a mansion?
That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.
Excuse me
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How Bert snapped
Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”
Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”
these puppets are more real than real people
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